LINETS

A story telling element in many forms of fiction, usually a story produced by a large, soulless studio or was never thought out that much in the first place, that means
Love
Interest
Non-
Essential
To
Story
meaning a character that has little to no personality or backstory in the plot and whose only purpose is to be a nice compliment to the protagonist.
This phrase was first coined by the Nostalgia Chick in her review of Dragonheart.

The red haired girl in the film Dragonheart is LINETS

by Taxrenn March 3, 2011

Lifetime

(adj.) Something that would be said on the Lifetime Channel. Something said to a guy or by a guy in a public manner that should not be said outloud or in front of others.

"I saw comment you left on Stans MySpace page, dude. Telling him you miss your long talks was so Lifetime."

"Steve had a Lifetime moment last night at the bar when Sheila drunkenly announced on stage that she hopes they will spend the rest of their lives in each others arms and walking side by side."

by JessieBeth999 November 13, 2007

Linties

The lint from underwear that gets stuck in your ass hair

Steve: "hey wanna see some linties?"

Cam: "what's that?"

by Poonsquad2014 February 28, 2014

linekin

Someone who sits on skateboards and then gets someone to push them along instead of riding it.

You're a linekin too? It's okay, I can't skate either.

by moobaby December 22, 2009

lifetime moment

(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.

"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"

by ncmo April 21, 2010

Linetta

if you ever meet a girl called Linetta,never let her go,always always adore her.girls named Linetta are the hottest girls,they are the best ever.Linettas are the hottest,coolest,most amazing,wonderful,perfect,simply the pest people on earth.there are not a lot of people named Linetta,because they are unique.they might have anger issues,and will fight you if you say a word to them,but they are truly golden.
Linettas are the best ever ever ever,real queens.

spread the word,Linettas are the queens,period.

by linettasarethebest June 20, 2021

Lifetime Achievement Award

The standard measurement for fun. The Lifetime Achievement Award is the highest form of fun achievable.

Kev: I went to a concert last night; it was so much fun!
Rae: But was it as fun as a Lifetime Achievement Award?
Kev: Of course not.

by a chiaroscuro soul February 20, 2009