Would you like to take a survey

Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.

"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)

by canopy November 9, 2007

BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw)

Any bitch that you like to screw, fornicate, or make loooooove to.

Man, that girl is my BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw).

by Barbara Neville September 29, 2015

Pop pop sock meme review and I like to poo

The ultimate catch phrase. You lose your virginity just saying it

Person 1: You're so lame
Person 2: Pop pop sock meme review and I like to poo
Person 1: Nvm your the ultimate chad

by FJlkasdfj February 26, 2019

I like to have my cake and eat it too

Friends with benifits, but one of them wants the commitment and the other doesn't.

It means that like for a gurl, she likes the guy, but won't commit to him, but at the same time doesn't want him to leave. Same defintion for a guy as well.

This quote is in the Andre Nickatina song, Conversations of the Devil.

.."Meanin That I Like To Have My Cake And Eat It Too....She Said " Do You Want A Drink Nicky Baby" Yeah!... " Do You Want Me To Get It For You Baby?"

by M-Dezzy June 14, 2006

Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)

You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!

by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011

alien i'd like to fuck

Hey Brian, look at that aliens ass, that's a prime example of an AILF.

ass alien AILF alien I'd like to fuck

by wag1 famalam May 28, 2014

I like to watch

Someone tell me what the hell this means. I saw it on many a T-shirt.

Uh.

by Blargh. June 28, 2003