lightsaber

A woman's self pleasure device, a dildo

Joe tore apart his girlfriend's room, searching for her hidden lightsaber

by Narf Daddy July 26, 2005

Lightsaber

When a man shoves a glow stick up his urethra, and turns off the lights, so his erect penis will glow like a lightsaber.

I gave my man a lightsaber last night.

by awmm June 29, 2015

lightsaber

The ultimate anal raping tool.

Obi-Wan: Christ...Jar Jar, turn around, would you?

Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!

Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.

Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!

by Slufa July 13, 2007

Lightsaber Fight

When two men wear glow-in-the-dark condoms, and violently hit their penises together, whilst one yells "I am your father"

I'm not gay, but when Kyle puts a few vodka shots in me, I can't help but get in a lightsaber fight with him.

by Bonnie Rotten June 27, 2015

lightyagamisgf.01

Lightyagamisgf.01 is a tiktok user who has a couple over 1000 followers. Her name says what she is, Light Yagami's girlfriend. Even though she posts tiktoks simping over Tooru Oikawa, she'll always keep her desired and popular user, Lightyagamisgf.01. She also makes great content and is known for making Ryuk look like a baddie back in May 2021, she is also known for her memes and hot takes of death note characters(especially Light.) She is one of the best tiktokers on that app and nobody can deny it. We love you Lightyagamisgf.01 ;)

Did you see Lightyagamisgf.01 on tiktok? She's one of the funniest on the app!

by OikawaisCool July 22, 2021

lightsaber

according to the Star Wars "the Essential guide to Weapons and Technology" the lightsaber is a melee weapon which emitts a tight parallel beam that is a closed energy loop

Star Wars and Star Trek are both cool, just different.

by Glaiven June 24, 2003

Lightmare

any intersection that is a pain in the ass to make it through because the lights are so poorly timed or too quick to change therefore allowing only a few cars to make it through per cycle.

A five street intersection in rush hour is a huge lightmare! light-mare lite-mare

by flax64 August 7, 2010