lightbulb crush

The initial crush that makes you realize you’re not 100% straight.

I wasn’t sure if I liked girls, but Jamie was my lightbulb crush that made me sure I did.

by Gayqueeeen May 11, 2018

image lightbulb

im a G.E lightbulb

spell image and say lightbulb
image lightbulb hahah

by u are lmao December 1, 2020

lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice December 1, 2015

nigger lightbulb

A lightbulb that doesn't work.

Man this lightbulb doesn't work, I bet this whole box is full of nigger lightbulbs.

by munchycliterous October 15, 2017

lightbulb seducer

the sexual intercorse with a electrical device (lightbulb)

you are a frigen lightbulb seducer, mr.bond.

by yttegmasdnakcebmawlyrehc April 18, 2009

vagina lightbulb

the act of sucking in your vagina as if trying to hold a lightbulb.

Your form while preparing to swing is executed better if you vagina lightbulb.

by Teefirst April 21, 2016

Lightbulb-a-phobic

Someone who has a phobia of lightbulbs.

*Someone walks into room. Lightbulb flashes on and off.*

"Oh my holy God! A-a-a... LIGHTBULB!"

*Screams and runs out of room, to the nearest Doctor*

Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have a severe case of lightbulb-a-phobia. You are Lightbulb-a-phobic positive.

by TickleyBears September 24, 2009