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I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought
After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.
by KM December 9, 2016
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Kentucky Lighthouse

A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.
Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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Salted Lighthouse

When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.
by Joey123098 November 1, 2008
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Foggy Lighthouse

When there is a foggy window/mirror, you press your penis and balls up against it. Making your penis the lighthouse and your balls the rocks below it.
Dude, Jake just foggy lighthoused the shit out of Jerome's window!
by The Alaskan Hebrew Hammer July 28, 2011
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the lighthouse

When the tip of your erection turns red.
Have you seen the lighthouse lately? Booty boner erection butt slammer
by Long John McSpazatron July 1, 2016
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a lonely lighthouse

a polite version of severe paranoia.
a person (most likely a female) who often feels deeply alone and dismissed for no reason whatsoever, usually only because of the sheer fear. this drives her to the road of insanity and misinterpretaion of the reality. usually winds up saying bad things she does not really think and pushing away people she really likes. she therefore ends up with the instant feeling of guilt, regret and - paradoxically- truly alone.

the lighthouse reffers to the state of mind- a person is so closed within, so self-centered and emotionall that is also extremaly crazy, overthinking and overanalizing in addition.

no one can really stay around the lighthouse too long without getting furious and mad.
- so man, wanna date the friend that I introduced to you?
- I don't know bro, she seems such a lonely lighthouse, those girls are crazy as sh**.
by vlaknejede August 24, 2014
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Dutch Lighthouse

Either a hetero or homosexual experience where the anal adventurer pulls out with such force that he turns a pink sock into a shit stained brown one.
After Taco Bell, I turned her pink sock into a Dutch Lighthouse.
by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005
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