learned'd

A huge thread for a bunch of fags on NICOclub

Hey, let's all be gay and post random crap on the Learned'd thread today!

by NICOclub November 21, 2010

learner

1. A particular word used by President Bush to describe students.

The learners of America are quite intelligent.

by chaosmuse March 21, 2004

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

learned on the bus

When someone uses phrase "learned on the bus", he actually reffers to hours of learning home masked as a casual low interest in following exam.

"Hey man, how did you prepare for todays exam?" "I only learned on the bus, I'm totally gonna screw it up."

by CiceroIguess March 27, 2019

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by learnerswing December 21, 2022

Larney

n00b who hangs around at neowin, thinks hes the shizzle, but is usually just full of himself (ego). recently got access to a msn based site, and has ruined it even more, lots of flaming going on now

everyone hates larney

by messer12 May 3, 2005