Nut lapper

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

by Mulciber January 10, 2004

Lapper

A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.

Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."

by Smileywords June 2, 2015

Lapped

Using your tongue to suck up liquid.

Bro #1: Dude Jessica lapped me so hard last night
Bro #2: Dude! Jessica is so hot!

by Spoilednewyorkgirl April 25, 2019

Loser Lapper

A person who walks around the mall aimlessly doing about 540 laps or so.

Mossy was originally a Loser Lapper but joined the side of the Loser Leaners.

by Laurgasm June 1, 2003

Lappletop

An Apple laptop computer

I just got a new computer, it's a Lappletop!

by MissBb January 24, 2010

sac-lapper

(noun) one who licks upon the scrotum sac with their tongue.

Morgan likes to lick scrotums with her tongue, therefore she is a sac-lapper.

by J3D1 January 9, 2009

lapper

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus

Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003