Lance

The cool ninja sharpshooter. Occasionally sad bisexual blue boy. Also Keith Kogone’s sexy top . Former blue paladin, currently the red lion’s pilot .

“The names Lance, we were in the same class at the Garrison.”

by Loser_Fangirl_From_Space_ August 12, 2018

lance

To laugh and dance victoriously at the same time, usually in an effort to tease or humiliate someone else after a victory.

If you laugh and dance in an opponents face simultaniously it is a lance.

by pummy April 30, 2009

Lance

Could be compared to a noob or a lewser but still loveable.

Lance is such a noob but I still like to hangout with him.

by The_Sad_Banana January 1, 2012

Lance

A manly stick, an erect penis, a bone.

Suck on my lance and choke on my nuts bitch, cocked and loaded!

by me_idiot May 20, 2006

Lance

A gay bootyhole with a fat ass. Likes seagulls and loves black girls. Mostly into penises though

Can I borrow your cock jerry

That boy with the big booty, that’s lances big favorite snack

by Lance Of nature October 14, 2020

Lance

Lance is typically a midget with a small dick and thinks he can get every girl in the world. however, he's also charming with a lot of joy and doesn't give a shit about other people's problems. Despite his height, he can still intimidate people twice his size.

" we better move before lance makes us do it!"

by roggy doggy February 9, 2017

Lance

A person who wants an M&M jacket

Around Christmas I feel like Lance

by some awsome kid you dont know October 18, 2008