Lance

A few, leisurely light ales, often consumed early evening ahead of a heavy night out on the piss.

Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'
"Come round about 6pm, we'll have a couple of Lances before we head out"
by Chaz78 August 24, 2009
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A heartbreaking Christian. Super hot and has blonde curly hair. Only likes cheerleaders and nobody else. Super country and athletic. He's new to the whole dating thing and has only had a few girlfriends. Super sweet only to some people. He's friends with the hottest boys.
"Lance is so hot! I want him!"
"Too bad your not a cheerleader!"
by Vector's Daddy November 22, 2019
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The name lance means a gay bottom aka a twink. When someones name is lance they are most likely a twink and shall be referred to that way. The twinkiest combined last name would be lotts. Lance A lotts slayer of dragons and men.
“Oh look theres lance

Lance lotts”?
“Yeah”
“ Oh damn hes the biggest twink ever”
by Cronkbeech October 18, 2019
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a peanut head lil boy got stupid ass friends an a amazing girlfriend that will beat a bitch up periodt. he smart but stupid at the same time
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A large flexing specimen that is typically found in the swamp. A Lance is an incredibly rare specimen. Lance’s have large diesels and can be found to drive a Toyota Tundra. Lance’s are very dependable and always willing to mow your lawn or build you a fire. But never make a Lance angry for they are quick to blow their top
Dude, Lance looks like John Cena with his new buzz cut!
by DankToyota April 29, 2019
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A weapon used in the medieval times, also use for thrusting it inside ur opponent's ass
I just shoved a lance inside ur ass.
by Lucy's Loli March 19, 2020
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Lance is the cool-ninja-sharpshooter who wont accept his feelings for a certain emo with a mullet. He also feels as if he is not worth being a part of voltron but the same emo (What??) Who tells him he is worth it. Seriously why tf aren't they dating...

(The emo is keith... Y'all already know)
"Lance I don't have time for this"
"Hey look keith's back!"
by Pinkk_3[PS] March 27, 2020
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