Lanative

The opposite of a laxative. When you take a lanative, it causes constipation. This is mainly used if you have raging diarrhea, and want to defecate in moderation.

Alan: Hey bro, you okay?
Dave: Nah man, I'm shitting like a fuckin' rabbit!
Alan: Here bro, take a lanative.
Dave: Oh dude, that's just what I needed! Thanks!
Alan: No problem, man!

by Billboard Baggins February 20, 2015

St. Louis Lunatic

Ya got to shit on your girls chest, then titty fuck her with the poo as a lube, then cum on her face yelling undalay undalay mamma E.I. E.I. uhhh ohhhh! like the Nelly song.

I had to shit while fucking that trick so bad a decided to give her the St. Louis Lunatic. It was crazy!

by Big Don LuBon May 8, 2010

Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.

"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

lunatic barbie

A human being, usually a female, that is subject to horrible mood swings. No one can predict the logic or actions that these people incur.

Everything's fine going down, till lunatic barbie comes to town!

by CrazyDoc J October 21, 2008

Lantics

Lad Antics.
The sort of stuff a Lad would naturally get up to.

A: There were too many Lantics last night.

by Kenneth the pussy slayer February 21, 2012

Lunatica

a symphonic metal band from switzerland created in 1998. consists of Andrea Dätwyler (vocals), Sandro D’Incau (guitars), Emilio Barrantes (bass), Alex Seiberl (keyboards), and Ronny Wolf (drums).

Very popular around the world.

They have four albums out so far and are planning on releasing a new album sometime in 2012. Their albums include Atlantis (2001), Fables & Dreams (2004), The Edge of Infinity (2006), and New Shores (2009)

My parents think I'm possessed because I listen to Lunatica and other heavy metal bands

by heavymetalanddrugs July 28, 2012

lunaticliving

Is a gay kevinator0122

Vadim grinded a lunaticliving

by lunaticgaying October 3, 2016