lactastic

Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.

Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!

by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014

Lactobacillus

was a Roman nobleman in 71BC. He was present in the Third Servile War where Spartacus the gladiator led an uprising against the Holy Roman State. As a child, he despised gladiator fights even to such point of declaring it publicly. When the uprising spread to his small farming bordering the Alps, he was able to persuade the rebels to leave their people be. His success did not spread in the Empire, but words of his deeds were carried by the escaped rebels and into lands surrounding Rome.

Lactobacillus: Ventri, my friend, are you okay?
Ventri: I am okay... Everyday okay.
(Words exchanged between Lactobacillus and his good friend Venti just after the rebels left their town unscathed.)

by Lora Tamil June 30, 2017

Lactanal

Shoving a milk jug, or other various dairy products, up one’s ass.

“Bro she finallly let me try lactanal on her last night.”
“Oh really bro how was it?”
“It was utterly fantastic.”

by xbrydx July 4, 2019

spontaneous lactation

When a women suddenly squirts milk out of her breast due to extreme surprise or pleasure.

Girl: why is there milk on the floor?
Girl 2: Spontaneous Lactation

by Fender315 March 4, 2015

Lactose Intolerance

1. is the inability to digest lactose (a type of
sugar found in milk and other dairy products).

I can't have ice cream because I hace a lactose intolerance.

by heyheyhey45698 May 19, 2010

lactating whore

As it sounds, it is breastfeeding for pay. Erotic lactation is considered a taboo by many because of its proximity to incest and children. "Milk fetishism" and "lactophilia" are medical, diagnostic terms for paraphilias and are used for disorders according to the precise criteria of ICD-10 and DSM-IV.

In 2003, there was a report of New Zealand brothel that offered lactation services to its clients. Though not strictly prostitution, a Beijing restaurant offered breastmilk-based dishes on its menu.

Donna is a lactating whore who works in a house that caters to fetishes such as infantilism.

by Gender Studies Student February 12, 2010

lactilicious

the act of being very attractive while lactating

Man, that ho is lactilicious

by weasel February 10, 2003