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irrational clark lust

Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.
Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.
by WaterMillions July 27, 2011
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luty effect

The presence of a gay friend makes everyone gayer.
"Dude I'm not gay but I think I wanna suck your dick." "Dammit, Luty effect ."
by Destroya V February 1, 2018
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infernal lust

A retarded way to portray how much you like or are attracted to a girl.
“Damn Chris, look at her that’s Yuan Herong she’s a Chinese doctor with insane thighs”

“Ahh infernal lust”
by Blade. July 26, 2021
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crystal lust

The biggest booty pornstar there is
here shit will make you bust in 0.2 seconds
crystal lust can make you bust
by ThEoNlYaVoNn October 22, 2020
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lustache

a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.
I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.
by Mad as the hatter November 17, 2007
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Lustic

1) Aspirations of an unrealistic career (usually one that will result in a high public profile), especially when the practitioner fails to execute chose line of work flawlessly. Pursuing in a reckless manner such that supporters and facilitators become the subject of bad press and have to thus sell the Lakers box, paintings, ect., As the result of purchasing unnecessary recording studio equipment.

2) The intentional courting of favorable public opinion or admiration. As opposed to the accumulation of monetary wealth or power in a particular social cast. Social climbing, Fame whoring.

3) hcorruption, Mel Gibson Phone Rant 6, :08.
You're outta here in 15 minutes. I'd never seen you clear out so fast as when I said I'd pull the plug on you fucking lustic bullshit. You coming here today was comedy.
by FreshScones January 23, 2013
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lustaken

Adj. Mistakenly attributing lustful feelings in another where none exist, or

Thinking someone has no lustful feelings for a friend, when they do.

It can be used to describe the suspicion a spouse has when their partner has 'a genuine friend with whom they share no romantic feelings' but the spouse thinks they are lovers. The spouse is 'lustaken'.

It could also describe a misunderstanding between friends when one thinks they share romantic feelings and one person has none.
"Honey, you're lustaken, we are just friends."

"He looked at me like he wanted to kiss me, but he never did. I must be lustaken."

"I didn't realize she was into me. I was lustaken. We made out for hours!"

"We've been good friends for years; I think of him like a brother. If he doesn't understand that, then he is lustaken."
by Zaphid Beeblebrox July 31, 2014
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