longhorn

The longhorn beetle is a parasite that has been infesting the United States since 1997, destroying the nation's trees and parks.

It is also a fitting name for a Windows OS.

by Raccoon June 13, 2005

turkish longhorn

1. N., A slang term developed in Chicago-land area to be used to talk about Turkish Gold 100's made by Camel. came about from the resemblance to longhorns by their long in size and colors.

1."Hey Sean pass me a turkish longhorn horn while you got your pack out."

2."Hey mister, can you buy me some Turkish longhorns?"

by SeanzyDeAurora March 29, 2008

Longhorn Lump

the abominable cyst found on the genitals of students of the University of Texas. commonly appears as an orange swelling of the flesh. This disgusting disease comes as a direct result of attending the University of Texas. typical symptoms include:

.a sexual attraction to the color orange
.a bestiality fetish (specifically an attraction to a cow)
. dementia (believing that UT is an adequate school)
.douchebaggery (male)/bitchery (female)
.thoughts of suicide

the only known treatment is a salve consisting of Sooner semen, crushed Baylor bear testicals, and Aggie asshole hairs that is applied directly to the infected area.

Elisa: hey Alex, what's that on your dick??
Alex: shit i dunno...
Elisa: wtf it's orange, did u go to UT ??
Alex: yea. how did u know??
Elisa: longhorn lump. -_-

by schxzophrenxc_ax October 30, 2011

longhorn

When you get with a hot chic that you know you will never get the chance to ever get with again, You throw one in the pink and one in the stink with your index and pinky fingers. (Like the "Shocker")

I longhorned the shit out of Abbott's mom last night she is a total MILF.

by Aaron Schrum May 5, 2003

Longhorn

The update to Windows XP/2000.
Seems like a good version of windows, until you see the roadmap... Microsoft plan to launch a SP... shows how much faith they have in Windows.

The 2 main problems we meet with longhorn
1) Its gona get so many virus'... your fucked
2) you will need a new computer to run it, because todays 'mid-range' PCs arnt powerfull enough to run it.

LH CD cost in 2006 : £200+
LH CD cost in 2010 : £50

by the1bigboy March 22, 2005

texas longhorn

is committed while a female is sleep and you jack off and when you get ready to bust a nut you shove your dick down her throat

i gave your mom a texas longhorn last night.

by sheriff bufford t justice February 16, 2008

Camp longhorn

The Training site of the Future sluts of the world

Just look at the girls

by The ex April 14, 2005