loaf 

A fat, obese, and gross person that wears clothing that doesn't fit them. Their rolls of fat normally slide out of their shirts.

loafyyy, your so fat

loaf by bibabo April 28, 2007

loaf 

hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.

(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura

loaf by anon May 13, 2005

loaf 

referring to someones oddly shaped head that resembles a bread loaf.

holy that guy has a huge loaf

loaf by bob hermansonton April 18, 2006

Loaf 

A penis that is officially deemed as dangerous to the public.

The cops took away that guy and his loaf.

Loaf by Big Guns McGee September 14, 2009

Loaf 

Ham- all that needs to be said

Ham is the loafest of the loafs

Loaf by not a loaf February 12, 2010

LOAF 

1) LOAF is an acronym for - Large, Overweight And Fat

2) Someone/something that is the size and shape of a loaf of bread

3) A human that eats unholy amounts of bread

Benni - Lloyd is a LOAF
Alex - Large, Overweight And Fat?
Benni - No, I was making a bread reference... but that is pure genius!

LOAF by FEIHCSIM September 9, 2018

Loaf 

A retard on the internet that is very epic

That loaf guy is so epic!!

Loaf by Loafxd November 29, 2018