cock length

unit of measurement which is 9 inches.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.

when wanting an 18 inch length of wood john shouted
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"

by breast inspector February 12, 2013

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length

The opposite of breadth

"If you mix up length and breadth, a penis would be 6 inches wide and only an inch long"

"That ships breadth does not allow it to enter the channel, but I'd say it's length is pretty damn long for such a wide ship"

by _DV March 31, 2003

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vagina length

an article of clothing that just passes the lower vagina region, often worn with wheelchair shoes

did you see that hipster in the vagina length t-shirt? you could totally see her bush

it's a little depressing it's so cold, since i can't wear my vagina length skirt

by vagina length miniskirt March 26, 2010

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Bun length chili dog suprise

A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)

Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!

WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!

by Lokiikol May 31, 2010

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