Larrissa Wolton

Born to Tina Turner and Flava Flav, Larrissa Wolton is the highly-revered, no-nonsense, eye-patched Queen of the babeslices. Known for her jet blonde hair, wicked ways and a stare that would make Pierce Brosnan blush, she is a fucking terrifying individual. She maintains her strength by drinking a standard 50/50 mixture of unicorn tears and childrens blood. This, along with a strenuous regime of fighting and napping, keeps her in tip-top shape, just in case anyone says anything about her tits.

Knowing no bounds is her only boundary.

Builder: "Nice tits"

Larrissa Wolton (aka Blabe-splice): "I only know two things; taking names and kicking ass. And I forgot my pencil. Come at me bro."

by Pete845 October 13, 2011

getting larried

Getting drunk or wasted , to the point where you pass out in the trunk of your Toyota celica

Getting larried, wow your larried go get in the trunk

by Ganjaguy99 May 31, 2015

Larriephobia

The fear of opening your eyes and living out side your bubble

Person 1: I have this huge Larriephobia

Person 2: why?
Person 1: I don't know I just can't seem to see the truth

by Fucklarrieshipperslolbye August 14, 2016

Larried

Someone in a relationship that is effectively married, even before proposal, is said to be Larried.

Daniel: My long term girlfriend is going overseas for 6 months, im single now!
Marc: Don't be stupid.. You're SO Larried..
Daniel: Shutup.. I know.. *sigh*

by amhat August 11, 2010

dirty larrissa

Someone who will go out of her way to send you a selfie of her dropping a deuce.

Man, I was chatting with this babe of a dating app and she dirty larrissaed me. I don’t know if I’m disgusted or turned on. I’m a bit ashamed of myself now

by Glenstinderemail March 16, 2020

beer larriness

A state of intoxication in which some level of rowdiness is implied.

"Last night was some beer lariness mate. we got fooked up and were yelling at everyone."

by Mike November 27, 2003

largies

Australian large beer. 750ml serving.

Just gonna have a couple of largies at the bar.

by TC-TOM October 5, 2013