landser

88 rock and roll band

Landser fucking rule

by All Skrewed Up September 28, 2006

landscape porn

The Discovery Channels Planet Earth TV show.

Planet Earth show is landscape porn.

by werdna2483 December 21, 2008

memory lanus

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Deja-poo

Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a trip down Memory Lanus

by aggrobot October 19, 2006

Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".

During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.

by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007

Landsperger

When you flick a booger onto your wife.

Wow did you see mike last night? He picked his nose then pulled a landsperger.

by wiuwtt February 15, 2010

Landesmanian Devil

The act of taking an elicit drug, such as Ecstasy or shrooms, finding a Dobish, dry humping it until you are about to ejaculate, and right when it puts it's mouth on your Giggity Shmorgasboard, you explode, leaving it to choke and gag on your Quaker Oatmeal, also known as your Giggity Goo.

I just Landesmanian Deviled a Dobish last week. It was amazing. You should take a drive all the way from Westchester JUST to do it.

by Petrus Romanus May 30, 2006

landshark

The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

I landsharked your mom.

by tilded April 17, 2003