A semi-heterosexual male who insists on trying to convince others that he has immense knowledge in various unknown subjects that know one knows. When one such person who has concrete knowledge does appear, he hides back into the guan kiong cave to live in exile with his fellow batu cave bats. Guan Kiong Teh is secretly, the Malaysian batman.
eg. Guan Kiong Teh : Yeah the French here is slightly wrong, it should be this.
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
by Lim "GraffikMonkey" Zhi Hua September 19, 2013
Get the Guan Kiong Teh mug.A boy that love a girl each year, Colette, Scarlett, Barina. He games roblox and even minecraft. LOL Gamer Boy!!!!!
by Uknown no one 123 April 28, 2022
Get the hayden kwong mug."Fong kong" refers to something that is very obviously fake, plastic, or non-believable. It can also be used to refer to something or someone that tries desperately hard to be cool, but falls flat.
This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
Desperado: "Hey Jerry, check out the boobs on that chick!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
by QJ87 March 12, 2008
Get the fong kong mug.Another term for a Blowjob, mistakenly used by Burger King in a worldwide ad campaign featuring a 60ft gorilla.
I feel indignant, as last time I went into Burger King, the guy asked if he could Kong My Whopper. Have considered taking BK to court for lewd advertising and sexual harrassment.
by Dave890 January 3, 2006
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by Mich lol December 3, 2017
Get the Hong Kong 97 mug.Khongorzul is common name for female in Mongolia. It is named after a flower Gladholus. But few of people named Khongorzul are the most caring and lovable people in the world. They're smart, honest, funny but they are too shy to ask you out. I suggest asking them out first. After all they're still the best
by Qqqqqkkkkk November 19, 2019
Get the khongorzul mug.When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.
Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking
by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019
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