kwarkus

Male named Markus who climbs a lot and used to have a weed smoking problem. Has a big dick but does not brag about it, touches girls hearts like no other. Has a bit of asian eyes but you’re not sure whether it’s from his Asian descent or from smoking jonko.

Girl1: Who are you meeting?
Girl2: Kwarkus, the most amazing person I’ve ever met

by Borgirshampoo November 22, 2021

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Kwarteng

The requisite minimum length of time you must stay in a job before you can add it to your CV.

"Nice to meet you. I don't think I've ever seen you in these hallowed halls before."
"I recently transferred here from risk management downstairs. Tomorrow I will have been here for 1 Kwarteng."

by eryth October 18, 2022

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kwarf • knarf • kwark • Kwart • kwarteng • KWAF • Kwaffle • kward • Kwarktassen • karf

Karfing

"Karfing" is derived from the noun: "Karfa" (pl. Karfes). The literal meaning of "karfing" is dying (in Valorant) at the start of the round, due to a lack of game knowledge, being tilted or missing those essential braincells to keep you functioning as a human being. Many famous players like Azucar, Pewpini and other immortal castaways that try to make it in this harsh world use this expression in their games.

Pew: "My friend you need to stop karfing if you want us to win this game."
EU Tenz: "All you're doing is Karfes."

by Kollegios January 14, 2023

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Kwart

When one sticks a fire cracker down their urethra and plays a game of chicken with oneself to see how far they will let the fuse go. Upon the explosion of the aforementioned firecracker, the excrement created is labeled as Kwart.

Verb: I'm feeling rather risky today, I think I may Kwart to pass the time.

Noun: While visiting the mans house I saw several labeled bottles of Kwart and the dates they were produced.

by PelicanMan January 30, 2023

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