Kratos

1. Kratos-The main character from God Of War. One fucked up motherfucker. In only two games, excluding God Of War: Chains of Olympus, he has completely butchered Greek mythology. He slaughtered Ares, beheaded Medusa, impaled Perseus, murdered Athena, sent Icarus to Hades (after ripping his wings off), and even destroyed the Sisters of Fate themselves! He found Pandora's box and even changed his own fate! Only mess with this guy if you're aroused by the thought of being butchered into finely sliced pieces of human within the blink of an eye. In league with Chuck Norris.
2. Kratos-To Kratos. To Kratos someone is to hammer the living fuck out of them. Other terms to use in place of Kratos would be: Destroy, Eradicate, Annihilate, Wipe Out Of Existence, or Beat The Living Shit Out Of.

Ignorant Person: Man, Kratos sucks dick, he blows.
Kratos: Ahem?
Ignorant Person: Go suck a cock.
Kratos: (pulls out the Barbarian Hammer) We'll see about that.

Johnny: It was horrible. Chuck Norris just came up and Kratos'd the guy. All that was left was a dismembered pinky and some shit stained briefs.

by Thrasher13 January 4, 2010

Keaton Dump

Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.

Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.

That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.

by Tikibendel April 10, 2011

Keaton

Keaton is a very funny and intelligent guy. He is probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet and has a great personality. He has a great sense of humor and he's extremely nice. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.

Oh my God have you meet Keaton he is hilarious.

by Ok let's be honest March 22, 2017

Kratos Complex

A psychological insecurity that leads to the murder of ancient Gods in the attempt to rid everyone of knowing you ejaculate prematurely.

Ancient God 1: Hey did you hear about Steve and his girlfriend last night?

Ancient God 2: Yeah! I heard he got off in like 2 sec-AGHH!

*Both Gods were murdered by Steve due to his Kratos Complex*

by Lank11 July 22, 2011

buster keaton

Originating from East Oakland during the 90s - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.

Kick rocks Buster Keaton.

Hey why did you bring Buster Keaton to the party? This dude aint real.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

katoy

The accepted 3rd gender in Thailand, a "katoy" is a man who is undergoing or has completed the process of changing his sex to a female. Katoy is loosely translated "Ladyboy" in english.

If Adam lived in Thailand, many would consider him a katoy.

by Jona-Tron January 25, 2009

Kratos

The Main character from the kick-ass game and franchise god of war
he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass

Aphrodite:Kratos Fuck me!
Kratos: Im To Busy To Do That
Aphrodite:We can go ass to mouth
Kratos:Then Yeah!

by Mr.Douche March 30, 2010