KRISTOFFER VYZANTIOS

Giant Mandingo

OH WOW YOU HAVE A KRISTOFFER VYZANTIOS!

by RALPH LAURENSE March 7, 2022

Kristofa

he is the most kindest beautiful guy you will ever meet he will always be able to make you smile even if you don't want to he is always there if you need someone to talk to he will always make you laugh he will always be easy to spot in a ruff crowd 😂 he will always be your best mate through and through. Girls if you know Kristofa you are a very lucky person he will always make you feel welcome. He will always comfort you with just the look in his eyes and when he cuddles you it feels like nothing else in the world, it is as soft as a cloud.

he is the most welcoming and warmest person you will ever know so take your friendship with him for granted but not to much the is kristofa defined

by 3TH4N TH0RNT0N July 1, 2019

Kristof

Kristof likes to drink Zubrówka wodka.

Kristof is waisted on the flour.

by joskevermeulen October 28, 2013

Kristopher

An ugli who runs weird.

Tall and gross.
Thinks he's an assassin

Weeb. Likes Asuna.
Kristy af.
Wears hoodie.
Creep

Max: "Did you see Kristopher today?"
Amy: "Yeah he's so Krusty"
Tareq: "bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Gaynessisfun November 1, 2017

Kristof

Usually a white cracker who acts tuff but gets knocked out because he says nigger to a Johanne

Fuck it’s a Kristof better get my fucking boxing gloves.

by Ayooolitttgang January 23, 2018

Khristoffer

The most handsome asian boy ever.They usually have the biggest dick known to man and really smells good like lavender.The K comes from Kratos(god of war) who killed every god in greek and now going to kill norse gods and hristoffer don't mind that.Khris's are usually very funny cause they're asian and most girls would fall for a guy named Khris even boys!!!

"Oh Khristoffer what a nice dick you got"

by KHRIS THE GREAT March 14, 2017

KRISTERS

The one mf with biggest balls, he is a gigachad ykyk, a perfect being in a way.

Kristers has big B a l l s

by KristersHasBigBalls November 25, 2021