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Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.
We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.
by Wackattack. June 10, 2011
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Kraftwerking

The action of twerking while music by the German band Kraftwerk plays in the background.
kraftwerk’s induction into rock & roll hall of fame had me kraftwerking all night
by rubella hogshead October 21, 2022
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Krawk

to krawk aka to chill, to hangout, to have a good time, to be with your girls and love life, to have some goodtimes, to be LEGIT.
person 1: yo whats good?
person 2 : jk
person 1: what just kidding?! about what??!
person 2: no man get with the lingo im just krawking
person 1: oh true true sorry man we gotta krawk asap yo
by luv2krawk February 1, 2010
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Kraft Dinner Deluxe

a Kraft Dinner Deluxe is your plain regular macaroni and cheese with sliced hot dog saussages in it, so it doesn't look as cheap.

Somebody in the working class (welfare, low income or anything related to that also applies) whos trying to improve their image or to make things appear nicer by buying/using/wearing cheap fashionable items. For example, copies of Tommy Hilfiger or Baby Phatt.

Picture Shirley and Steve in your local Bingo parlor for instance.
I passed by a flea market today and I saw so many Kraft Dinner Deluxe.
by Christineee November 18, 2007
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Krafty

Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'

Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire
Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.

Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.
by Jake/JCatt December 6, 2006
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Krafty

A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.
Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?
by wafsnipes February 28, 2019
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kraft dinner hotpot

the act of placing all the contents of a box of uncooked kraft dinner into the vaginal honeypot and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse. Following the vigorous pounding(the noodles should feel al dente) then ejaculate into the mixture. Then the woman starts to gyrate to blend all the ingredients together to create the main course. Queef immediately, serves four.
Mike: I picked up this fine piece of ass last night and we were both hungry. So we made kraft dinner hotpot.

Jeff: That sounds tasty

Mike: We have leftovers if you want some?

Jeff: No I'm good. My girl and I shared a canadian sizzler this morning.

Mike: Nice!!!
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