knobended

When you get so drunk you wake up still completely shit faced.

"yeah mate, I was totally knobended this morning, but what do u expect when u drink in the afternoon and then go out?"

"Yeah, you shouldn't be calling me right now. You are clearly knobended"

by lashed2010 April 20, 2010

Knobeyes

its what you call somebody with a knob for eyes, or looks at knobs a lot (knob meaning willy, not door handle)
or if someone is generally acting a twat

lizzie- what does high voltage taste like?

fenn- Shut up knobeyes

lizzie- what does knobeyes mean?

fenn- check urban dictionary now you assqueef...

by wetouchpenguins October 23, 2011

Knoxed Up

To be arrested in a foreign country.

Person A: "I heard Sally got knoxed up during her trip to Italy."
Person B: "That ho got pregnant on her trip to Italy!?"
Person A: "No. Arrested."
Person B: "lol, dudeeeeeeee"

by jewish1 October 2, 2014

knoobed

"Kneed In The Boob"

You just knoobed me!

by soul_thief April 4, 2015

knobbed in the butty

fucked in the ass, both physically and metaphorically.

" she wanted to be knobbed in the butty" so I did
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"

by csmc November 25, 2015

knoped

The act of sensing Tammy is here and finding a way out at all costs.

So i felt it happen and Knoped the fuck out.

by fester99 January 24, 2017

Knobe

An ugly person, typically female (we think) that has corn kernel looking teeth. Small, yellow, stinky, and ugly.

Omg did you see Sara, she is such a knobe!

by Cowduckgoose June 5, 2018