knitting the devil

the act of creating a stereotype of someone unworthy or evil so as to preclude the behaviors associated with this stereotype in your immediate community/social group. Commonly done by people with more power or in grooming situations to avoid accountability.

The boss was knitting the devil when he asked, "You aren't one of those people that asks a lot questions about our clients, are you? " to the new employee.

by Chester_irl August 30, 2021

Knitted Sweater

When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.

"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"

by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008

knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.

I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!

by DaddySpankee April 21, 2014

knit a sweater

code for smoking pot

Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?

No, but I got a scarf here

by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 7, 2006

Knit Fuck

Someone who is constantly telling others how big their dick is when in fact its as small as a needle and the only thing that they could fuck would be the size of a needle point, hence knit.

Bobby:Dam I don't know why I can't get my dick into this girls pussy, must be the size of my dick.
John:Fo sho, cuz the last time you size your dick to mines was the time I realize that your dick was the size of a grain of sand.
Bobby:Man fuck you man, wtf do you know about the size of my dick.
John:Last night in your bedroom, your wife called jo ass a knit fuck and was only good for fucking the knit on her panties.
Bobby:Man fuck you!

by Falopian November 20, 2010

Finger Knitting

when your GF Or BF Plays with your pubes or your happy trail, matting your pubic hair into a mass of hairyness or some kind of jumper.

last night my girlfriend was finger knitting my pubes into a scarfe to keep my dick warm!!

by DiJam May 12, 2009