Keff

A very loud and obnoxious fart. The kind that rattles the house to the floor!

He let off a keff and my house nearly fell to a pile of rubble!

by oOoSCOTToOo August 15, 2018

kleft

There's only one Kleft, and he is almighty

Look at the Kleft, he is such a manly specimen.

by dassub February 3, 2004

Klaffy

An individual that is acting in an unintelligent way.
Usually used when someone makes a stupid remark.

Steve: Hey, I hit this cup 5 meters.
John: Why?
Steve: I don't know, felt like it.
John: Klaffy.

by KooolBoy101 June 1, 2010

keff

A light, polite fart.

He produced a fart, so quiet as to be almost a keff. Why, Dr Grierson! whispered Mrs Timmins, as she put her 'kerchief to her nose......
From 'Dr Grierson Makes a House Call' by Antonia Fraser.

by Philmadison July 4, 2006

Keffen

Dutch origin literally meaning 'bark of a dog'. Dutch slang for lighting up a 'splif' (cigarette filled with marijuana).

His cough sounded like a keffen

He drew on the keffen and passed it to his friend

by hannay March 1, 2007

Kieff

"a asian who like to wear a stupid sweater with a monkey and bannana on'

"a creep who never knows when to fuck off"

Lout1: "omg guess what"
Lout2: "WHAT?!??!"
Lout1: "that kieff keeps msging me!!!"
Lout2: "oh man, that sux the big one"

creep lout booty

by sophielout November 7, 2011

Kreffle

another word used for marijuana/ cannabis

wow that stinks of pure Kref (Kreffle)

by Gatman55 December 18, 2010