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kidney clit

The sensitive areas on a woman's side just below the ribs, near the kidneys. Take two fingers and jam them into a woman's kidney clit to produce a sidegasm.
Bobby jamed his fingers and my kidney clits and I got a sidegasm.
by pervert 2 July 28, 2011
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kidney prodder

an other name for a penis
I put the old kidney prodder to the wife last night.
by KAEC JIM January 1, 2012
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kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.
by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017
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Kidney Beaning

Kidney beaning is when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says "It's your turn now"
Guy 1: Oy, last night me and me and Jessica were kidney beaning so good.
Guy 2: Yeah, me and Monica do 2 straight minutes each, Bro
by Dr. Phil 28279181093 February 6, 2018
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Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.
I gave her the good old Kidney Surprise
by bzk25 February 7, 2020
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Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.
Gave her the good old Kidney Surprise
by bzk25 February 7, 2020
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Kidney Gauntlet

Requires 6 Kidney stones to activate; when wearing, snap fingers to remove half of the world's kidneys (RIP people with one kidney).
You see, I have the Kidney Gauntlet; I am inevitable...
by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020
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