kidnapper

Someone who steal people and keeps them in their basement for future use. Generally ugly and lacking swag and can't get their own girls so they have to steal them.

girl 1: I'm afraid ryan might be the stalker who is going to kidnap me

girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper

by hppn8 December 26, 2011

Kiana kaslana

a silly little meow meow that needs therapy and is also dating raiden mei. Her typical catchphrase is "kiana neko charmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kiana e ta aaaaaaaaa as long as i have mei senpais love then i dont need healing! ha hu ha ha HAH ha huh neko charmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ma shouri deserwiutuauta yo ne"

"is that kiana kaslana?"

"you mean mei's gf?"

by deez nouts August 30, 2021

Kidnapping Tissue

its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"

Hey i was using a kidnapping tissue to get that kiddo

by sp4cepants July 28, 2018

Kidnapper

A person that makes kids take naps

Parent: My kid isn't taking their naps
Person: You need to hire a kidnapper

by Krabban6969 August 23, 2020

Kidney Stone Software Development Process

The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.

We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.

by Spokko April 10, 2019

Kianan

(Celtic Origins) v. n. adj.
Most poggers man alive. He is amazing and loyal and built like a chad. He will make sure you have the most sensual time of your life. 10/10 would recommend, snatch him ladies before he goes off the market.

"I rented Kianan for a night! He was the first man to make me cum ~"
"Kianan was the first man to make me reach my high!"

by [ ] February 28, 2021

Justice Kidneys

A wrenching feeling contracted in the abdominal region following a sudden and usually violent act of justice or retribution.

"So anyway, I got justice kidneys when Batman beat the shit out of that thug."

by Hossbogger July 8, 2012