Keeton

A large, flabby cretin with a big nose. Sexuality is unknown but it is fond of sexy nighties. There are few Keetons left in the wild, most are kept in a cage and poked with sticks to entertain tourists. If you see one do not approach it call your local Zoo Keeper.

It was a Keeton who sank the Titanic
All you can eat buffet 'No Keetons allowed"

by Incognito Wolf Steinhaussen May 9, 2017

ketogenic diet

Lame ass hippie miracle diet that cures impotence, fungus, diverticulitis, epilepsy, and cancer. You can only get sugar from your lovers and bread from the bank. And frozen yogurt once in a while. And an orange.

J is smoking pot and drinking green goo from her juicer... she must be on a ketogenic diet to cure her diverticulitis

by Pancheetoh May 28, 2014

kieton

A boy who will draw you in with cute innocent charm and looks, yet he moves on quickly. He isn't one to care about much, lazy, will always take the easy way out, will lie to get out of trouble. Is good at being passionate yet is very useless when it comes to skills in the bedroom, lacks size. Likes to receive yet never gives. His life involves alcohol, food and video games. Tends to wear clothes that are two sizes to small, he thinks his skinnier then he actually is. Is attracted to little girls and their innocence. You somehow will never forget him.

"hey man whose that guy tuning the 14 year old?"
" Must be kieton"

by Jayden Louis April 26, 2010

keto lemonade

Purified dirty hippy piss, widely believed to have some sort of redeeming health value. Truth is, it’s full of vape vape juice and Faygo from an ICP concert.

Jim drank some Keto Lemonade for energy , but ended up running straight to Fish concert to hook up with a 300 pound hefer.

by Batrhatr May 22, 2018

no keto

A phrase used to disclaim following a ketogenic diet after blatantly planning and eating ketogenic, low-carb meals. The phrase is often used by so-called "keto-snobs" who feel the diet is a fad despite its proven health benefits, but follow the principles of the diet closely.

I've done a meal planner for this week. It's low-carb stuff like shakes, chilli con carne with cauliflower rice and sugar-free jelly crystals mixed with double cream. No keto.

by Stigs85 March 31, 2019

Ketosis

Also known as fagballs, this character is useless and cannot follow simple instructions involving blockbuster.

Don't go pulling a Ketosis

by Zwyant March 14, 2008

Keeto

Keeto:
Human who cares for others. Reputation for #1 BF of the year. Looks like Elvis Presley and sings like Bruno Mars in the shower. Favorite food is Cheetos. Enjoys Cheetos with no cheese just sauce. Favorite drink is saint davids milk. Called by others POG CHAMP. Best Friends with Noah Schnapp and is a big fan of stranger things. Runs like a supa dupa fast doggo. DOPEST RED DOG ON THE STREETS. Biggest fan of eveea and is a frequent user on discord or as he calls it DIDDLECORD. Loves nintendo and their franchise. Role model is CND aka CNDADDY. HE loves apple jacks and lives life to the fullest. His favorite foods also include: Pens, Ramen, Saucey Fauci. Big fan of Life

aka:
KeetoPlayz,Mike,Eveea,DaddyKeeto,Papa,Nut,Goat,Rainbow

ATTTA BOI MIKE

Keeto was balling today at club basketball , smashing the A and B buttons on the Wii Remote.

by DaddyOstad April 21, 2018