Keystone Light

Keystone Light is always smooth. It was voted the best Light beer in Point Pleasant NJ 05, 06, 07 and is the front runner for 08. Keystone Light is Coors light's younger brother. Keystone Light kicks ass.

Davis: This is the greatest beer ever. What is it?!?!?!

Bruce: Thats Keystone Light, the greatest light beer in the world.

by J-Mont April 1, 2008

Keystoner

A regular at Keystone Resort, Colorado and who enjoys a large amount of Mary Jane, simultaneously.

Hi, my name is Alex, and I am a Keystoner.

by Keystoner December 29, 2009

Keystone Kowboy

An exclusive group of savage bastards who get most of their nutrients from the delicious cold beer named keystone light. They have been known to steal wives, grandmothers and sisters for a romantic night lasting less than 30 minutes and then disappearing into the abyss to never be seen again. They will also kick your ass if you a craft beer hippy

Jenn- I haven't heard back from James all week!
One armed girl- he's a keystone kowboy. He's probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number

by Smokinoak August 28, 2017

keystoned

When you're broke asf and get cross faded drinking keystone.

Brad: "Dude...I got fucked last night off some keystone, it was full send especially with the kush we had. I was KEYSTONED."

JH, DG

by DGJH420 August 10, 2018

Keystone school district

Very white school. Full of rednecks, and country kids that bully everyone. Awful food and staff. Extremely stupid political teachers. Half of the girls are lesbians. Avoid this awful school.

Keystone school district sucks

by SlimySquirrel69 July 30, 2020

Keystone Middle School

A Roblox middle school that’s active and fun and somehow has been around for almost 10 years

Keystone Middle school is fun

by Izzy5260 August 8, 2022

Keystone Cops

Ineffective, bungling law enforcers who have nothing better to do than to stake out parties and arrest underage drinkers. This double entendre is derived from the name of the underage beer of choice: keystones

We were right in the middle of a sweet party, complete with keggers and 40s, but the Keystone Cops showed up and cleared the place out.

by SamAnneChris September 26, 2008