Kev the Ape

Inbred spacker.

A retard who can't spell anything properly. Someone who has to draw attention to himself by being a fucking CHISLA.

im a inbread spakc! i love, mum.

by Kevin T. Ape November 23, 2004

Kev Cry

A kev cry, is the act of leaving a conversation in a sad/angry mood which is used to make the people in the conversation feel bad/guilty about what they have done or said. The person doing a "kev cry" gains sympathy, at least attempting to to gain sympathy. not necessarily gaining it in the end.

A: You completely flirt with my friend

B leaves the conversation.

A: Why did he just leave?
C: He is away for a kev cry again.

by SkeletonMan August 1, 2009

Kev Hammer

Kev Hammer refers to the massive cock he owns.

Girl 1:“Omg is that Kev hammer”
Girl 2:”wow”
Girl 3”😋😍

by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018

Kev Ban

If you receive or give a Kev Ban, you or that person is not allowed to use a vape. A person is kev banned for violating the unspoken rules of keving for example: taking too many tokes, making the drip tip wet, being an intolerable person or refusing to give the vape back. If you use a vape other than your own during a kev ban you can be rightfully shanked on site!

For example:

"You've been kev banned!"

Another example:

*constantly asking to use your vape
"You have been kev banned"

by Kev Lord Leo Spalding March 3, 2020

Kev Kitten

Someone who might have an STD from giving anal

"Brice is such a Kev Kitten, he got butt herpes at the party last sunday."

by Jedi7211991 March 30, 2010

Kev Hammer

Kev hammer is a reference to a massive cock

Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow

Girl 2: 😍

by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018

Kev Points

A points system divised by New Zealand celeb' Kevin C. Smith, a measure of coolness or respect if you may. Kev points are rewarded for many a thing most commonly for when they do something good, nice for him or using english sayings without thinking about it (e.g saying football instead of soccer). Kev Points can be exchanged for beer, lifts around town and of course sexual favours. Be warned though Kev Points can also be deducted and people with negative Kev Points are often spat on, punched or mocked by their friends.

Amber: "awww shit, im on -3 Kev Points coz i didn't give him that ice-cream he wanted"

by Dizposible November 29, 2006