Kenneth

An fast car; generally sitting on 24's, candy painted. The driver can usually be found listening to Prince. The original Kenneth is a Chrysler.

me: yo brianna hows kenneth doing?
brianna: i just got into a fender bender

brianna: *breezing down the freeway, bobbing to the music* yo kenny lets go

by the original arjun January 2, 2011

Kenneth Factor

The problem that arises from drunken fraternity boys appearing at all hours of the night in sorority houses. The "Kenneth factor" can include, but is not limited to: showing up unannounced at any hour, heavy intoxication, wandering around aimlessly in and out of rooms, locking oneself in bathrooms, and generally causing antics that, while inappropriate, are generally hilarious and amusing.

"Why were all the lights left on in the house overnight?"

"The Kenneth Factor"

by Lust95618 April 13, 2010

Kenneth

The most nerdiest nerd to ever exist. He constantly talks about cars, computers, knifes and many video games. He is the friend who always sits in the corner by himself eating food and won't talk to anyone unless talked to. He also often complains about people in his class. Even if he seems like a depressed stick in the mud, when you get to know him he is a bundle of passion, anger and voice cracks but you love him anyways.

Friend: Hey do you see that guy screaming over there, I wonder who he is?
Me: Oh yeah, that's just Kenneth being himself.

by GetRektUwU April 6, 2019

Kenneth

A fat, adorable and chubby boy

Damm son!look at that Kenneth!

by Lelnieer kepai May 31, 2016

kennett square

a kickass little town in southeast pa, on the delaware border. the highschool is composed of about 1/2 hispanics and 1/2 everyone else. we just got a football team

kennett square pennslyvannia, most of our best athletes end up at sallies

by dazcooist August 13, 2007

keneth

someone who you dont want to come to schoolies but tags along, and takes jessies spot.

wow, this guy is such a keneth, tagging along to schoolies, now we cant walk around naked

by sdvdfadf October 17, 2008

kenneth

A boy who is extremly hot with long hair, he is not the samrtest, mega peverted, and cannot cunduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is gernerally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turm in to a complete dickhead.

"Who is that hitting on my girl dude?"
"Oh, that's a kenneth!"

by billy bob thorton bangs peoples moms June 2, 2008