Kelp

a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).

They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!

by Writer Woman February 4, 2023

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A way to describe a hot women walking around a nude beach with a forest down there.

Have you seen that kelps?
No

by lil’ kelps March 19, 2019

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Kelp

a type of plant that happens to have the name justin.

Girl: Whats the longest kelp you know?
Boy: Justin.

by kathpacito June 15, 2018

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It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.

1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up

by UrbanSimm August 10, 2018

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Kelp/Kelpii

The most amazing person in the world, can comfort you when you’re at your lowest. They’re gorgeous and adorable, refuses to believe it. They’re the best friend you could ever have and can tell whenever you’re upset. They’re into flirty and platonic friendships.

“Damn that person looks fun to talk to”

“No shit bro their name is Kelp/Kelpii”

by Rosu3ek November 13, 2022

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