Kelp

a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).

They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!

by Writer Woman February 4, 2023

dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023

Kelp

It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.

1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up

by UrbanSimm August 10, 2018

New Kelp city

city

new kelp city from spongebob.

by anthony443894893 December 6, 2017

Kelp

Kelp is Lukas' quote in the yearbook

Kelp -Lukas

by Rodekoelkast June 19, 2020

Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020

Kelps

A way to describe a hot women walking around a nude beach with a forest down there.

Have you seen that kelps?
No

by lil’ kelps March 19, 2019