Hilary Keller

A gorgeous model that takes gothic pictures.

Damn did you see the new pictures of Hilary Keller online?

by Death_From_Above October 23, 2008

Kellerpedia

A game in which the player starts on the Helen Keller page on Wikipedia, then closes his or her eyes (ear coverings optional), and clicks blindly for one to five minutes, randomly navigating through Wikipedia by way of the internal links.

Man, I started Kellerpedia like a minute ago and now I know that 'chun fuji' is mandarin slang for a bad haircut!

by c0de_RED February 23, 2009

Helen Keller 64

A person or persons in an online multiplayer match (usually team-oriented) who do not have a microphone or chat function enabled.

"Seriously, since you never talk to us online the rest of us call you Helen Keller 64."

by helenkeller64 September 9, 2011

Helen Keller

Jerking off with a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, usually with underwear down by ankles.

“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”

by dubes1027 March 26, 2019

Helen Keller

I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!

Did you talk to your ex lately? Hell no! I did a Helen Keller on his ass!

by Alotta Nerve April 20, 2014

Keller

A person who is amazing, smart, cute, and funny. He has a great sense of humor and will keep you laughing. He's like a sour patch kid- sour then sweet. Loyalty and cuddles are his specialty.

I wish i were with keller

by weepinq October 17, 2019

Hellen Kellered

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.

Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.

by KingKrule January 2, 2012