Keegan

Even though he jacks off he’s still the funniest guy in the world

Keegan is very funny
Even though he beats his meat

by Kidswillbekids September 25, 2019

Keegals

Keegals- the excercise done to tighten ones vagina. The action of squeezing and releasing the vaginal muscles

Bob: for fuck sakes Martha your looser then a hump back whale. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way
Martha: fuck you bob! Your just a stupid Jabroni!
Bob: God damnit Martha just do your Keegals!

by TheNorthern88 January 5, 2017

Steph Keenan

The name for the most Amazing Person in your life, ever.

This person has gorgeous eyes, an infectious smile and an unbelievable personality. This person is what you would call perfect.

Guy 1:She's so perfect.
Guy 2:She's Steph Keenan! <3

by Veitchy October 25, 2010

Keenan

If you have someone in your life called Keenan then your blessed! If you don’t then u need to get one ASAP! Keenans are the ones who make you feel special. keenans are the best boyfriends and friends. Keenans are very intelligent❤️

Keenan is amazing😍

by moneyfam123 October 26, 2019

Keena

Keena is the baddest bitch you will ever meet. She's loud, spunky, fun and not afraid to get her hands dirty. She's always down for a good party or just some drinks with friends. She doesn't take shit from anyone and has no problem putting people in their place. She's your dream girl, she will love you til the ends of the world. Keena will care, nourish, provide and appreciate you. She's everything you'll ever need. If you have the pleasure of knowing a Keena, don't let her go, she's worth keeping more than anyone else. She will make your life complete.

Guy 1: damn, I think I just experienced love at first sight, who is she?
Guy 2: That's Keena

by coolryandavidson June 22, 2019

keemahaw

1) to suprise you unsuspecting partner with sexual acts as they sleep 2) suprise attack

I got keemahaw'ed last night. It was awesome.

by Atim April 21, 2006

Keenan through ball

A 'Keenan through ball' is a colloquial term derived from the latin saying 'Keenan throughith ballith'. It has been adopted more recently to describe a beatifully flighted chip pass in Fifa 11 of which only one man can complete, seriously only one man. Throughout history the term has been heard on numerous occasions such as when the Romans first invaded Britain; artefacts found read "Gregoran Keenantiosis, a high ranking chief of the empire, a Legotas Regionas if you will, was seen in town today, his hat tilted ever so slightly, which made all around want to be in his gang per chance, was moving fair maidens along when his hat, or officially Roman war helmet (from All Saints), suddenly fell to the ground. Aghast, rather than lose face with said vixens all around, Gregoras took one touch of the helmet with his left boot, then with his right and graciously proceeded to deliver the most poetic flick, spinning the helmet high through the air to a passing Centurion who volleyed it in to a passing carriage." Seen by many as an act of lunacy at the time, history dictates that what was witnessed that day went on to change many peoples lives as well as form the template for Italian football many centuries later.

Keenan through ball, As above

by Pontius Pilate213 March 20, 2011