Kebab hangover

Adj. When you eat a large doner kebab the night before and wake up feeling like you have a hangover (even though you didnt drink.

Symptoms include:
- Dehydration
- Nausea
- Dizziness
- Aching/cramps
- Headaches/brain fog

Caused by a low-quality greaser kebabs that are laced with a 1:1 fat-salt ratio.

Kaylee: shall we get a kebab from Top grill tonight?
Brandon: have you actually tried a kebab from there while you were sober? I had one the other night and I had a kebab hangover the next morning.

by I3R0K3N7FEET December 26, 2017

Kebab Remover

The name of the NZ shooter's gun

The Mosque was attacked with a gun named the Kebab Remover

by Shitpost IRL March 17, 2019

kebab breath

Another Saturday morning condition similar to pisshead's pocket in which one's mouth still reeks of left over kebab from the (Friday) night before.

that's serious case of kebab breath you have there honey

by Seanipops April 16, 2004

kebab fanny

a vagina that hangs like a half eaten kebab

Niall: I heard Hayley has a kebab fanny

Steve: What's a kebab fanny?

Niall: Her fanny hangs like a half eaten kebab

by SwaggyMcYoloTits September 21, 2013

kebab removal

To ethnicity cleanse Muslims.

I am going to be on one of Trumps kebab removal squads!

by Solthesun August 10, 2016

kebab slag

someone who enjoys throwing kebabs at friends faces. they are also pretty whore'ish e.g. goes out without a skirt just pants, but still pretty hot

erica is such a kebab slag

by superdobbo56 May 8, 2010

Kebab shop

A shop where you buy kebabs

I just bought a donor kebab from the kebab shop. Raise the roof.

by Dozza13 April 29, 2014