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karate kid 

A poem by Jane Yolen, about the Japanese Kung Fu is not about fighting or bullying. It's about strong empowerment.

Original poem:
I am wind
I am wall
I am wave

I rise, I fall
I am crane
In lofty flight

Training that
I need not fight

I am tiger
I am tree
I am flower
I am knee
I am elbow
I am hands
Taught to do
The heart's commands

Not to bully
Not to fight
Dragon left
And leopard right
Wind and wave
Tree and flower
Chop

Kick

Peace

Power
"that karate kid poem is so amazing! It had a really good meaning! "
karate kid by theteennet January 7, 2017
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Karate Chop

When you feel offended, you take your hand and chop it into any random part of the enemies body and yell "KARATE CHOP!" Or just, "CHOP!"
When your friends stomach growls, it is a perfect oppurtunity to KARATE CHOP their stomach.

"If you karate chop me, then I'll karate block you, if you karate block my karate chop, then I'll karate chop your karate block"
Karate Chop by Faye May 1, 2005

Karate Hat 

The headwear that karate practitioners wear when they're getting serious. The karate hat is placed upon their head and tightened to the highest degree.

Example: Ryu from Street Fighter wears a karate hat to show that he's always serious and ready to throw down.
Ryu Raichu wears his karate hat with his food buddy Kevin when they take on the world.
Karate Hat by OG_Duckboi May 23, 2019

Karate Joe 

woooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh super cool man from rhythm heaven wwwwwwwwoaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhh
erock: heyy man whats your favorite song from rhythm heaven
katamar: broo obviously struck by the rain, you know, the one with karate joe in it
Karate Joe by k4t4m4r1 June 13, 2021

karate dinner 

"karate dinner" = "ramen noodles".
CAROL: Shane, what do you want to eat?

SHANE: How about some karate dinner? And you could put some frozen peas and some of that leftover chicken in it.

CAROL: Okay.

SHANE: Thanks Sweetheart.
karate dinner by Kyle Stewartsen February 20, 2009

Karate Kid Face

1. The face that Danny LaRusso from The Karate Kid makes when he scores a table hockey goal on his date with Ali Mills. An open mouth and uncontrollable head vibration are required.

2. The face that happens spontaneously when something super cool happens.
Dude, you just did karate kid face!

Karate Kid Fart

The act of farting while standing on one foot with arms raised, resembling the famous Karate Kid scene.
I was both amazed and disgusted by his Karate Kid fart.
Karate Kid Fart by _kamzilla February 3, 2010