An incredibly ugly newborn human. Named for the porcelain baby doll created in the likeness of Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, to commemorate his birth.
by Ula Barber January 14, 2008
Get the Kaiser Babymug. a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.
"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"
by dirtystan August 8, 2006
Get the Kaiser Sozemug. noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP
"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"
by Kp-hater August 17, 2006
Get the kaiser permanentemug. Usually a male person, that just began hitting puberty.
A Kaiser Imnop is usually very rude on the internet, and disrespectuful.
A Kaiser usually deosn't accept bad criticism in anyway, so he just blames on you.
Also, most of the humanity hates this rare, french species of Kaiser.
A Kaiser Imnop is usually very rude on the internet, and disrespectuful.
A Kaiser usually deosn't accept bad criticism in anyway, so he just blames on you.
Also, most of the humanity hates this rare, french species of Kaiser.
by random_yes_random_person October 22, 2017
Get the Kaiser Imnopmug. These steroids will make your dick bigger. Did you know that these steroids will make the other people around him bend down and choke on something-- :|
OR it could make you high
OR it could make you high
by Kaiser Steroids Inc. March 5, 2021
Get the Kaiser Steroidsmug. by Hehehshbejzjdbb March 11, 2020
Get the Kade Kaisermug. 