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black kryptonite

First appearing in Smallville, episode 'Crusade', black kryptonite is capable of separating certain entities within individual organisms, e.g., splitting a person's good and evil sides. Formed by heating up green kryptonite.
by emma1111 June 15, 2006
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Jewish Kryptonite

Free ham.

A paradox created for a hungry Jew by a generous miscreant.
Jewish Kryptonite! Now what do I do? Oy vey!
by Salacious January 1, 2009
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Nigger Kryptonite

A negro repellent. This might include an activity that involves thought process (school, reading) or physical labour (picking cotton), or making some kind of personal sacrifice (paying child support). Also, any kind of music played loudly in the vicinity of yard apes that does not rely on a "jungle beat". i.e. heavy metal or country
"Jamal done flunked hiz ass outta histree class agayun'. Dem bookz beez pure nigger kryptonite 'n' sheeit."
by misterstinkypoopfacepants October 20, 2009
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black kryptonite

Wild irish rose mixed with red bull, monster, and coca-cola. CHEAPEST DRUNK EVER. and you'll be FUCKED UP!!! As good a high as weed. Kind of a cheap ass yaeger bomb. Taste good too!!!

Created by three fucked up UNCG students
by John Lynch January 22, 2006
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arabian kryptonite

Soap especially. Also other types of personal hygiene products.
You there, pass me the Irish Spring arabian kryptonite on a rope.
by kocknballs May 25, 2006
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are my kryptonite

It's a way of saying that something specific is your weakness. I.E. Stating that you can't help but love it, or that it's your biggest addiction.
Puppy videos are my kryptonite, I just can't get enough.
by Grimm Whiskey October 19, 2015
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Dick Kryptonite

To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.
Those girls have loads of dick kryptonite around their bellies, thighs and ass.
by A1bimmer May 11, 2023
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