Kronk

From The Emperor's New Groove character, Kronk, something that makes you confused.
Can also means confusion or the act of being too confused that makes you be done with life.

¡Me esta kronkeando esta tarea!
Me kronkeo con esta madre.

by babielle September 30, 2019

Kronked

in inevitable danger

If I mess up even one card in this tower I'm kronked

by Next2us April 18, 2024

Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022

Kronk

Used by individuals that have no father figures to identify themselves in a subtle way

-"Bro my dad left me and got some milk"

-"Kronk"

by noobmaster69ikr December 10, 2022

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Kronks new grove

Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus

Did u see kronks new grove
Ya I nutted all over my house that night

by Casssssssssallli February 21, 2019

Kronk

To hit the minimum word count in an academic paper by constantly repeating the same arguments and details using slightly different phrasing on every repetition.

I only have one page of this five page essay finished so I better go home and kronk it tonight.

by Tullstoy February 23, 2018