kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 1, 2008

Kirking

1)The act of getting an individual extremely high and presuading them into purchasing items they dont need. Items purchased generally benefit the "Kirker."
2)The act of bullshiting beyond belief and or making empty promises to gain a free ride.

Dude, your fucking Kirking me right now.
-But you need this man? Honestly, what will you do without it?
God damn it, Alright. Lets get it.

Dude, come test drive this car with me, we'll test drive it together.
-Yeah man, ill drive because obviously you have no car.
Dude, uh, your gonna have to wait in his driveway while me and him test drive it.
-Fuck man. You fucking Kirked me.

by Die Jude November 16, 2010

kirking

doing something generous for someone else, helping or volunteering.

Wow, look at that man, he's just kirking everybody!

by thedirtydragon March 8, 2009

kering

To ker is to introduce two close, even intimate, friends from completely different spheres of your life, and watch them fall madly in love, within days.

Person A: Wait, isn't that your office mate and your second grade teacher off making out in the corner?

Person B: Yeah, I had a barbecue for my birthday, and invited a bunch of different people who knew me, and before I knew it, I was kering half the people there. My racketball buddy ended up with my dentist, too...

Person A: Wow, a double-kerin at one party? AWESOME!

by boticelli February 7, 2010

Kerfingus

A walrus like vagina that oozes froyo while ejaculating. It is often found shivering and chattering its 17 rows of shark like teeth.

(Tusks included)

My kerfingus is really itchy.

I'm about to eat this kerfingus cream.

by BulgingButthole May 3, 2014

kirking

The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.

"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."

by Jbski April 27, 2017

Kirking

(Verb): the act of throwing up at your friends birthday party and babycrawling to the toilet. Also eating fucking bread!

Dude, Kirkland was Kirking hard last night.

Thomas: Is he still alive?

by KATthecrew June 15, 2018