While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaurs into her open asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Pull out quickly and a few of the dinosaurs will flow out like on a waterslide. The others will stay in there for a while eventually landing in another water pool... the toilet.
She gives me ass once a year on my birthday.
So i gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
So i gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
by MagicRat October 25, 2017
by Uncle MacTipps September 30, 2010
Pamela Anderson is a jurassic slapstorm.
by randomanonymous April 14, 2008
Title used in the Boris Johnson "Deano Valley" Parody/joke "Jurassic Park" where the joke illustrates how long Boris will remain in power despite all the fuck ups.
by poopoo7766 June 28, 2022
The premier party rock band from The Dallas Fort Worth Texas area. Our playlist of songs stretch from the 50's through today's top 40 songs, covering classic rock, hard rock, soft rock, country, and everything in-between. Our playlist includes favorites from Styx, Boston, Van Halen, Collective Soul, T-Rex, Rolling Stones, Black Crowes, Wilson Pickett, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Seger, Eagles, The Doors, 3 Doors Down, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn, the Beatles and many, many more. There is never a dull moment when we hit the stage and we always keep our audience involved.
Jurassic Rock rocked the house again on Friday night.
by JRNYFG November 12, 2009
by sparky_penguin18 March 11, 2019
When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,
Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again
by Tyler Kue August 05, 2007