Jupiter

Someone who farts excessively e.g. a Gas giant

Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.

by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023

Jupiter

Greek god of porn and rapist of little kids. they espicially like their cousins.

Everybody run! Its a Jupiter!

by thecharzarder123 April 16, 2024

Jupiter

A gay man (dad) who often has multiple twinks (sons) around him. This comes from the fact that Jupiter has more moons than any other planet.

No surprise Jupiter has two nee twinks in his orbit tonight.

by CATVAA November 26, 2025

Jupiter's Cock

A drinking game played while watching the Starz TV Series, "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Each time the word "cock" is spoken, everybody must drink a shot.

As a kicker, when the words, "Jupiter's Cock", is spoken, everybody must do a double shot.

Spartacus has a lot of cock talk.....so, by Jupiter's Cock, you're guaranteed to be hammered!

by Ricco Bonelli March 6, 2010

jupiter booty

girl with a big booty

dang that Jessica has a Jupiter booty

by supreme_gurls1 April 11, 2014

jupiter booty

A booty so huge it has it's own gravitational pull

Damn gurl, yo booty so big it pull me in, you got dat Jupiter booty!

by Oscar and boobs April 13, 2014

jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.

The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.

by tholts November 12, 2013