news junkie

Someone who can't function unless they've read all the major news stories of the day. They probably use RSS feeds to avoid missing anything from their favorite sources.

He's such a news junkie. He won't leave for the bar until he's read all the headlines from Reuters and Al Jazeera. Then he'll read Ars Technica at the bar.

by mondokoosh October 31, 2013

jungle karma

It happens when an athlete or coach appears on Jim Rome's radio show (nicknamed "The Jungle") or his TV show and then wins their next game and most of the time has a great game individually to go along with it.

Jungle karma can also backfire if you back out on your commitment to come on. If you do that you lose the game, have a bad game, or get hurt for jerking with the karma.

Athletes and coaches should never mess with the jungle karma.

by rome clone November 1, 2004

Jungle Green

One of five basic turd colors. A lively colored turd that varies greatly in consistency depending on what has been eaten recently. It tends to be almost volcanic when having eaten an excess of salad greens at the all you can eat salad bar. It is found in its more docile state after having consumed large quantities pea soup or guacamole.

I just took myself one healthy Jungle Green.

The Jungle Green floated in the toilet like a lilly pad.

He spray painted the back of the bowl with Jungle Green.

by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

jungle nook

a flap of skin,
that dangles from within,
brown or white,
but best kept out of sight!

Rusty: oh my, what the devil is that lady doing?
Ritsa: (thumbing at her medical journal) why, i do believe she's rearranging her jungle nook?
Rusty: ...and i thought i'd seen it all, beach taffy gusset bunting , that takes the biscuit!

by Sandal-Bag December 27, 2009

jungle fart

to lay a nasty fart while showering or outside in huge humidity. results in a giant, disgusting cloud that gets moist and wont go away. second-hand is much worse than first-hand. first-hand even enjoyable to some.

dude 1: yo, what was that noise? sounded like a fog horn
dude 2: oh you know, that was just the D-man passing some big-time gas in the shower. looks like he'll be enjoying a jungle fart.
dude 1: yeah, a bad one, he had mexican food last night!

by dquecia October 14, 2011

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.

"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"

by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

Jungle Juice Jackpot

Shit, piss, vomit, and cum brewed in a witches pot over a fire and mixed with multiple incantation of your shit eating intentions.

Brad: Bro I just went to the trails and made a fresh batch of Jungle juice jackpot
chad: Ill pay you for all of the batch for 300$

Doctor: you have cancer.
ched: I have a new cancer, it's jungle juice.

by Yahuwah June 6, 2019