Jump

A song that was composed by Van Halen to promote suicide.

Do us all a favor, go (jump) of a bridge.

by Mynor Castro May 31, 2016

jump

1. (verb) Dance, specifically swing dance
2. (noun) a Dance, specifically a swing dance

1. "I'm gonna jump with my baby, no I don't mean maybe tonight" - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
2. "We're heading out to the jump."

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author December 13, 2004

jump

do it you won't jump

jump puss

by kmkmkmkmkmkm February 8, 2018

Jump

A planned fight that a bitch who can’t take his ones organizes involving a group of 2 or more people beating the shit out of one guy for some dumb nigga shit

Person 1: aye there’s that nigga who stole my juul
Person 2: let’s jump that nigga
Person 3-5: *proceeds to beat the dudes ass*

by Overkill8750 September 24, 2019

jump

the time it takes for you to smell a fart after it expels from your anus

matt said his jump was only 2 seconds and mark said his was so fast it didnt even exist

by MCA72590 February 4, 2007

Jump

The divine and heroic act of gathering a group of able bodied males to launch a pre-meditated beating on an individual.

Someone turned a friend and I in for burglary so we took turns smashing his head in with thirty pound sledgehammers while he was handcuffed to his own steering wheel. JUMPED!

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

jump

A descriptive term, not widely used except by doughhead hipsters and dipshits on Facebook, to describe someone who is wired and/or jittery on too much caffeine, sugar, or perhaps both.

Quote: "Maybe I shouldn't have chugged that 64 oz. of high-sugar black tea. *twitch* *twitch*

"You're so funny when you're jump."

by Darkbackward October 6, 2012