Jucksoffan

When someone browses Tumblr and finds something hot and decides to hump a couch (preferably someone else's couch in their home) when other people are in the room, this phenomenon creates the jucksoffa (Hump couch in Swedish).

Elsa: What a nice picture I found on Tumblr! I'm getting horny from this. *Proceeds to hump the couch in front of everyone*
Everyone else in the room: Do you really need to do this right now Elsa?!

at a later date:

Don't sit on that couch it's jucksoffan! You might get infected with hump disease!

by マックス May 28, 2022

Jucket Jungle

A place or area where juckets tend to congregate, such as flea markets, trailer parks, Walmart and carnivals

That dollar store really attracts the local trash. It's turned into a jucket jungle.

by KingMHM October 3, 2016

juckin

"To have clearly spent all one's crack money on rims instead of a car that runs properly"

"Ay man you see dat nigga ova der be juckin.''

"His ride be juckin"

by pownstarr11 April 3, 2009

Jucky

One that is blonde and short, yet at the same time likes to beat up older kids.

"Are you scared of that kid?"
Hell yes, he's a Jucky.

by poisonphin August 31, 2005

juckes

A man with a minute penis and usually gets smaller when erect. Can usually be found at b&q, gingsters, or ontop of a yoga ball. Pastimes are usually gay porn, spying on small children and earlobes

That guy is such a Juckes

by Monketjoe May 30, 2016

Jucklitis

The eagerness to consume alcohol, refers to the expression, juckled

Not gonna lie boys, I think I’ve got jucklitis!

by Uglylittlecunt February 5, 2022

jucked

Another way of saying juked. CAN ONLY BE USED IN ROCKET LEAGUE OK?

"Bro I can't believe that kid just got jucked that hard!"

by Flooofy:) February 1, 2023