Josiah

josiah is the type of person who you wish you could be around for days. he’s a genuine person who loves to make jokes, and is an actual intellectual. they drop hints very slyly, so pay attention. josiahs are loving souls who will always be someone to lean on. you best be grateful for them, they’re valuable.

josiah is lit

by scaleisjungkook May 11, 2019

Josiah

A fucking short Mexican retard who laughs really loud and too much but you keep him around anyway.

Person A: hey Josiah, knock knock

Josiah: BLAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHEHEHHEHHEHEEEHEHWHEHEEE*GAAAAAASP**WHEEEEEZE* whose there.

by Pretty Dick aka Jimmmy July 1, 2019

josiah

the best person to exist . truly the best friend you can have , he is there when you’re sad , upset , angry , or anxious , he makes me feel pure . he makes me feel truly happy , and completely myself . i don't know what i would do without him i really don’t . and i think that he is someone i can go to when i have problems with family or anything , he will help me get through it , and i know he’ll never leave me , because he knows i’m scared of losing him or being alone . but all in all , he’s perfect . he’s the best .

there’s my bestfriend josiahhh .

by iatethebat June 1, 2020

Josiah

A sweet thang. One who needs trash-bags for his penis. Is great in bed and has a thing for emo-looking girls. His personality is kind, but is in dire need to put some attention to the ones that he likes. Has perverted humor. Is an overall hottie with one rule: No pants in bed.

Look at him! He MUST be a Josiah

by Dark Koi September 28, 2009

jasiah

bitch don’t even try wit this man cause you know he’s better than you, don’t be mad cause he’s has a gf that looks like she came straight outta hentai

yo you know that guy jasiah?

HAH hell yeah bro he’s got this thicc asian girlfriend cause he’s the king of asian women

by jasiah himself June 22, 2018

Jasiah

The god of all universes including Steven Universe

“I am Jasiah”

by Levf June 1, 2020

Josiah

A great guy. Josiah is so sweet, caring, loving, funny, cute, and trustworthy. He always knows how to make someone smile. He’s always there for you. He is athletic and girls love him.

Girl 1: I met this amazing guy last night !!
Girl 2: what’s his name??
Girl 1: Josiah😍

by Monkey123butts123 November 25, 2018