jovan

slang for the sperm buildup in a college dorm's trashcan

nina: yo check out this trashcan, it smells like jovan!

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

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Jovan T.

Jovan T. is probably the guy that ste ur mom's v-card. Girls slide into his dm's just like his dick was sliding on ur mom's cheeks.

That mf is surely a Jovan T.

by .cumCum. November 26, 2021

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Some say 'He's the Goat" some say " He's fork lift certified" but who actually knows. The name Jovan is passed down through the pure blood families of Mayan descent for over 500 years. Legend has it that only a few naturally talented babies with the ability to make fish fear him and women love him are given the name JOVAN. A name passed down to humans from the heavens to serve for the better of mankind has a set destiny of conquering all the women in the world. Because of his superior genes a Jovan will naturally have a broad built frame making it easy to look superior to your average person. His insane intellect shocks the panties off women; while his speech blows bras away. Any women that meets him has the the honor of being within the presence of a divine being.

" Dude relax, your not Jovan so just stop. You don't even have a thigh slapper."

by AnonymousJovan October 26, 2022

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Jovanitis

The propensity for veteran FRC students to get frustrated and want to do everything themselves.

“Why is Alexis building all of the swerve modules herself? I thought she had a team.”
“She has contracted Jovanitis and kicked them all off.”

by cant_th1nk_of_a_name February 1, 2024

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Jovan

You are most likely allergic to milk. You have beautiful blue hair with that look like you have horn. Beside that you are lovely person and you love younger girls.

Jovan please come to drink some milk. Oh yeah Jovan.

by Crni beng November 21, 2021

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