Jouster

Glasgow (Scotland) slang for an annoying, uncooperative person.

"I'm on deadline and he hasn't given me those reports yet. He's a pure jouster by the way"!

by Robert Bryers February 3, 2006

bottom-joust

The two (or more) participants bend over with their bottoms facing inwards, they then run together and their bottoms collide. Generally there are no winners although sometimes extra rules are added depending on the game situation. e.g. whoever falls over first loses

I bottom-jousted with my friend earlier today.

A stranger beat me at bottom-jousting on my way to work.

by bigscrobbler April 29, 2006

penis joust

2 guys running at each other with hard like dicks

Chris and colt are having a penis joust in the bathroom.

by cornuts427 May 15, 2014

nib jousting

the exciting and pleasurable art of two men jousting with their erect penis's. the loser of this raging battle is then obliged to bend over while the winner runs from distance and jousts up the losers anus.

the naughty knights loved nib jousting before bed with warm breast milk and cookies.

by Capitani Pedro August 10, 2006

Joust

A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis

Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis

by Mayur03 October 25, 2010

Office Jousting

1) A contest used to settle affairs of work place matters and/or to relief boredom.

Office chairs are used as horses while broomsticks are used as lances.

Office Jousting - Settling office disputes medieval ways

by Asian Sensation 123 September 14, 2011

Nibb-Jousting

The ancient sport of gay Knights, whilst wearing only their cast iron helmets, the "Knights of the Brown Circle" would canter towards each other, "Nibb's" (Penis) out and joust against another using thier Nibbs instead of Lances. The losing jouster would salute his victor by parading his arse cheeks ready for invasion.

In more recent times this game has been played by "Gay Knight" wannabees, usually to the music of "Black Beauty"

.....in the 1984 GG's (Gay Games) the "Nibb-Jousting" final was played out between Tarquin Cockman and Marco Lockoss.....after numerous "canters" and frequent "penis passes" the competetion was decided with a game of "Space Docking" (see urban dictionary for "Space Docking")

by Dusty_UK July 2, 2004