jogging pants

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009

jog off

British slang for fuck off. Used in the movie Hot Fuzz.

person A: you suck at math.

person B: Jog off you wanker!

by The Flying 69 January 27, 2008

Foreskin-jogging

Male masturbation.

Ala: jacking off, beating off, wanking, etc.

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

light jog

The light jog is a term used by heavy drinking Londoners to describe traveling from one pub to the other. This light jog is most often used if the distance from pub A to pub B is more than a 10 minute walk. Screaming "light jog" is important to alart passing bikers so they can assist in setting the pace for the light jog.

ah feck, that pub is 20 minutes away... "Light jog"

by scotialondon April 30, 2011

Jimmy-Jog

Two meanings:
1. Fit well together, get along, understand one another, vibe.
2. Indirect route to get somewhere.

John and I don't jimmy-jog well. (We don't get along)
You get there by going right and then jimmy-jog over a bit further.

by Phrase Maker 1970 January 07, 2022

Emergency jog

The sort of jog that is motivated by the immediate regret one feels from having indulged in too much food.

Shit, I've eaten way too damn much. Time for an emergency jog.

by zeiphon May 08, 2010