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joffam

1. any or all persons with a non understandable dialect to any other non-joffam
2. a sense of humor known to none others
3. a name with interchangable ending eg: joffra, joffy, joffro, joffasaurus.
1. "What the hell are those joffams talking about. They sound like retards."
3. "Whats going down joffro."
by billy argyle January 3, 2010
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joffey

Joffey is a man with a large penis that is from 6-9 inches. he is a loving, kind and caring boyfriend. but he is a bit of a "lad".

Joffey is also a very good looking guy and girls rate him a solid 9.5/10.
Joffey is a rare name so girls if you find someone with the name Joffey then get hold of him quick and boys make sure he is in your friendship group because he's a top lad.
"I wish I had a Joffey in my life he's just so hot"
"I'm so jealous of her I want Joffey to myself"
by frewtfgdvcs May 28, 2019
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You got joffed

Overwhelming feelings of extreme loss; having senses of firm grasp over your life and your goals and gnash they've evaded you or were stolen.

Your inner soul has been sucked dry; you begin to take and hasty measures agaisnt yourself and dwindle into a life of extreme masochism.
Cmon man you used to be the life of the party until you got joffed! Yup, poor guy he's as lifeless as an empty tuna can now.
by I n d i c a l April 5, 2022
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Joffrey

A strong and silent guy who is funny and smart. Hates school and being told what to do. Does chin ups like they're nothing and can kick through concrete. Is sweet to girls he likes and smooth to those who he's just gonna bang.
That really strong guy Joffrey was so sweet last night. He walked me home to make sure I was safe, and was so cute going in for a goodnight kiss.
by higherRacer June 15, 2010
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Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007
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Joffed

Having flirtacious behaviour with a member of the same gender before indulging into hot, steamy and passionate gay sex before one member licks the male penis for 17 minutes before claiming that they have been 'Joffed'
Tom: Ergh Mate. You got Joffed?
Spence: Yesssah :) a love a good hard Joffing me!
by Dan & Tom May 20, 2007
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joffany

A mix between Joseph and Tiffany
Sarafina: OMG! Here comes Joffany!

Chloe: I Love Joseph and Tiffany!
by urbandictionpro123 July 27, 2019
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