Jobend

A non-specific insult. Term of mockery. Does not reffer to any actual part of the human anatomy, despite it's phalic sounding roots or imagery. A jobend is a jobend is a jobend.

"You're a jobend!"
"That man has no jobend."
"Uh-oh, my jobend is leaking."
"Hand me my jobend, I'm hungry."

by Staffleputs August 2, 2007

jobey

Hustla, a man who drives around in his jimmy selling drugs and alcohol to high school students in order to claim a small profit.

Jobey's driving around trying to hustle 8th graders so he can get some money to get a spicy chicken sandwich later

by Kevin Thorrez November 24, 2006

jobert

the couple that's doesn't care what other people think

jobert is an inseparable couple

by jordyn100 November 6, 2018

Jobin

You are Beautiful, Awesome, Kind, Best, Trustful, and mostly Brilliant.

Jobin, Awesome, Kind, Best, Cool, Brilliant.

by J*Star September 17, 2013

Joeben

A Joeben is possibly the GOAT of all men. Incredibly sexy, and gets thiccies with absolute ease. His personality is insane, he is charming, handsome, hilarious, and super unique. His unique name has everyone, who he meets, constantly bamboozled. There aren't many Joebens in the world so if you meet one, you must treasure that moment forever.

Betty: Im dating Thomas!!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: Ha, pfft.
Betty: What?!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: But are you dating a Joeben?
Betty: Shit got me there.

by ThiiicieMcGee May 10, 2018

jebend

1) The head of a penis (otherwise known as the "bellend")
2) The final remains of a cigarette / joint.

1) My jebend is aching like hell.
2) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend!

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

Joden

Joden is most likely a handsome, loving, cool and fun person to be around. He would usually have a dark brown hair and brown or hazel eyes. He has a great body and attracts all the ladies. He is the best person in the group and is usually better than everyone at everything. Joden can kill you or make you feel alive just by looking into his eyes.

Fletcher : Hey Isaac don't you reckon Joden is just the best.

Isaac: Yeah I agree

by The institution of SKMS Aus April 23, 2018